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If you got to tell your younger self something...

If you got to tell your younger self something...

If you could go back in time and tell yourself something when you were 18, what would it be?

I would let myself know that tattoos in exposed places aren't always the best idea.


tell your younger self

I would tell my younger self to stay away from overly charming men and that sex on the carpet can cause serious burns!

Advice To Younger Self

Lol, I agree with carpet thing above! I would tell my younger self to have more fun and not be so worried about things.

I would tell my 18 year old

I would tell my 18 year old self to go and tell my 14 year old self that she's about to really really mess up. ....come to think of it, my current self would like to go back and smack a whole bunch of my younger selves around a bit. But the good news is now I am a happy woman.

I would tell my 18 year old self

That life doesn't always turn out exactly how you plan it, so hold off on serious jobs and family and spend a few years traveling the world before you settle down.

That being said...I have a great life despite having missed out on a few things.

Jaynie

Fun, fun, fun

Like Lady in the Rain, I'd tell myself to lighten up a bit and have more fun. Stop waiting for marriage to have sex -- it didn't work out anyway. High school boyfriend left for a girl who put out, at 35 I don't want to get married anymore. I'd tell her grades are important, but being valedictorian doesn't matter. Once you're out of high school no one cares.

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Live your life in such a way that every morning when your feet hit the floor, Satan shudders and says, "Oh shit, she's AWAKE!"

Tell younger self

I would tell my 24 year old self that having an illicit affair with the boss may be breathtaking and fun, especially having sex on his desk during lunch break, and playing footsy games under the desk during meetings, but being confronted by his furious and crying wife after being caught half naked in his office is not worth it. But then again, life is about experiences.

I'd tell my 18-year-old self......

I would tell my younger self to listen to her OWN voice. Be more selfish in pursuing YOUR dreams, not what you think others expect of you! I was, and still am to a great extent, a people-pleaser and it's been difficult for me to hear my own voice. I'm very good at hearing and listening to what everyone elses' needs and wants are, and put myself last too often. Guess it's the "middle child" syndrome.

Life's too short for ugly underwear!

Advice to myself

I would say to my younger self that wasting so much time worrying about body image is preventing you from having so much more fun and experience, and that there are more important things in life to be focusing on.

Advice to Self

Wow...someone just like me! lol

That is a really great piece of advice. I keep telling myself the exact same thing all the time. I'm in some of the best shape of my life, and I am still woefully insecure. Ah...the bane of being a woman!

Jaynie

advice to myself

I'd tell myself to relax more, don't be so uptight and don't worry so much about what people may think of you!!!

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P.S. Oh, and masturbate at every chance, because you'll have no time when you're a mum!!!

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